You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
this is my favorite thing of the day
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something