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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

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queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

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phantastic-dan:

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awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?
cupthong:

when did i use that tag

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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