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communistbakery:

baby got back! baby got arms… yep two legs… yea that’s a full body congratulations ma’am you have a fully developed baby

(via allmonds)

the-king-of-coney-island:

⊱♛⊰

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

(via verysiriuspotterhead)

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

(via chris-baeio)

kageboonshin:

best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image

(via jubblybubblybrit)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via skeletoun)

vausemern:

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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Fave

(Source: dalsinrowe, via piercethebeau)

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via thehornsofmischief)

(Source: iguanamouth, via intheendwewillfallapart)

itsmemacleod:

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

This seems to fit her so well and she is so beautiful

(Source: owmeex, via youreworsethannicotine)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via mindlessly-reblogging-life)

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED